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Justin looks fairly silly in this picture. Justin often looks fairly silly. Justin is in Improv Shmimprov. Justin doesn't play much though. Justin was in the drunk show, but that was a while ago now. We're not actually sure where Justin is. It's possible that Jusin is dead. If Justin is really dead, this would be a poor way to find about it. If you're Justin's good friend, find out whether or not he's dead. You can tell by poking him with a stick. If you don't have a stick and can't find one, you're probably not qualified to tell whether or not he's dead in the first place. In this event, sit down and punch yourself in the face as much as possible as it might help knock your brains around. If your brains fall out of your ears, you probably have huge holes in the side of your head. Those aren't ears at all. You have been punctured with a javelin and should seek immediate help. If you die, say hello to Justin for us, and let him know he should write his own bio because this one's just weird.