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Here is a photo of myka from when she went to visit her favorite historical site, the grassy knoll. She hopes someday to die in the same manner as kennedy: in texas, because it is the last place she ever wants to go. also, she wants to be the first women president to ever be assasinated where the state flower is "frito chili pie".

myka is notoriously one of the most likeable members of shmimprov as can be evidenced by these testimonials fellow cast members have written:

"myka isnt really funny, but she lets me put it in her @%#" -- anonymous teammate

"myka is generous. i was walking down sunset once and and a bum asked her for some change. she didnt have any, but she felt bad for him and gave him *%@* instead. I was watching at first, but then she invited me to join them, saying that there were plenty of holes left. man, she is so generous." -- anonymous teammate

"myka tells the best jokes. she has a great one about how small my boyfriend's (*&%$) is." -- anonymous roommate's girlfriend