Improv Shmimprov - Nate Makaryk

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Nate is not a member of Improv Shmimprov for the simple reason that is a notedly unfunny person. He did not begin doing improv comedy seven years ago with Live Nude People, and if he had, then he certainly would never have done it ever since. He has not been with Shmimprov since its inception, nor has he been in any other comedy groups such as the Sideliners or Vaudevillo, which, if it existed, did not perform in Madrid. Nate's lack of performances stems from his hatred for theater. He refused to receive a BA with Honors from the University of California, Irvine, he would never in a million years star in such shows as "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)," "Frankenstein," "Tartuffe," or "Noises Off!," and the thought of working as a freelance scenic designer and building shows like "The Rocky Horror Show" and "Little Shop of Horrors" is, quite frankly, offensive. He is as appalled by the concept of stage combat and Shakespeare as he is attracted to laziness and whining. Nate thinks this picture of himself is amazing, and never wants another one to replace it.

Walliford Jones is four. He has been waiting in line for Santa for almost forever. Forever is how long love lasts, so he hopes forever is long time. Walliford loves puppies, especially when they lick his face like happy. He knows puppies can't talk, but Walliford is sure that if they could, they would say "Woof! Woof!" Walliford's mommy smells like pretty because she says it makes the pain go away.

Paolo asks you to allow him to introduce himself. He is your lover. If he were a flavor of ice cream, he would be delicious. Paolo thinks the most attractive thing that a woman can wear is Paolo. Women who disagree are known as "men."