What can I say about Nishita? There’s not much to say, really, and that’s why this profile will be short.

Nishita hates Improv and you can see it in her performances. I mean, the only reason she’s here is because she’s Indian and Indian people are good for only two things: Math and Money. She’s here because she’s loaded. Go ahead; ask to borrow 20 bucks from her. She’s got your back. The only thing she asks for in return is your friendship. So one day, when she needs a favor, all you have to do is repay in kind with your life.

Nishita loves you. She wants you. She lives for you. She follows you home. She also dances for you. Come see her do the dance of Indian love and frogs for only 10 rupees (that calculates to only .00012 cents in American dollars!). But don’t forget to tip the hosts, they throw 3 day old chicken curry on you if you Bogart your cash.

Nishita’s favorite animal is the horse.