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Welcome to the Improv Shmimprov store! To order an item you see listed here, please send an e-mail to store@improvshmimprov.com and specify what you would like to purchase. We'll have that item ready for you the next time you see a show. If you would like an item in a different size or color than we currently have available, just let us know and we'll order that item for you the next time that we receive a shipment. Special orders like this can take a long time depending on when we make our next order, so see if anything we've got tickles your fancy before you get all finnicky on us. Maybe we'll get finnicky all over your shirt, and finnicky just doesn't come out.

MEN'S BASEBALL TEE : The Original. When Shmimprov started, this was all there was. White front, colored sleeves, and sixteen sweet ounces of pride. The pride, of course, is not included, and we can't guarantee you that it'll come in liquid form. But the shirt is definitely for sale. It's also important to realize that when we say "the shirt is for sale," we literally mean "the" shirt. That's right, there's only one left of this item right now. So if you're male and you're not a big wimp, then you should buy it. Come on, buy it. What's the matter, chicken? The joke is going to be on you when you get beat up by the other guy who buys it. And trust me, he will beat you up.

WOMEN'S BASEBALL TEE : For the ladies. They're softer and cuter. Oh, and the shirts are good too. These are adorable, so please adore them. Otherwise you would just be wasting their potential. It's the only thing they have.

WOMEN'S SHORTSLEEVE BASEBALL TEE : Want to pay the exact same amount of money for slightly less material? Well these shirts are the ones for you! Great for people whose upper arms are a bit claustrophobic. Proven to be the cutest thing since a kitten in a basket, (click here for proof) these parapalegic shirts are a must have for girls with particularly good-looking forearms, or for She-Robots with interchangable rocket arms.

WOMEN'S SHORTSLEEVE : Admit it, Ms. Joykill ... you hate baseball. We understand, and have a few shirts specially made to help you avoid wearing something even tangentially associated with that sport. These monochromatic shirts stubbornly lack in colored "baseball" sleeves, and have never taken steroids. If this shirt was forced to play any type of organized sport, it wouldn't even go on strike to refuse because that would be too much like the real thing. Instead, it would politely decline and inform you of where you can, and I quote, "shove it." We asked, and they seriously said no. Talking shirts, only $15!

MEN'S SLEEVELESS TANKS : Prove how manly you are by baring it all, excepting of course your nasty hairy chest. But show off them guns by sporting a completely sleeveless tank top at the gym, the basketball court, or (and more likely) lounging around half-naked on the couch. With scientifically designed "arm holes," these shirts are 2% less likely to stank like your man musk, which means 2% less washing. And all that time you save not washing them is time you could spend scratching yourself.

HOODED SWEATSHIRTS : Honestly, these puppies are soft. So are these ones. But the hooded sweatshirts, arranged as patriotically as possible, won't pee on the carpet and are just as lovable. They've also got pockets and drawstrings, proving the definite genetic inferiority of the puppies.

WOMEN'S ZIP-UP HOODIES : Blank on the front with the Shmimprov logo on the back, somebody apparently couldn't figure out how to use a pullover sweatshirt, and invented a contraption that makes it half sweatshirt, half ziploc bag. With little pockets too, presumably for keeping "things." Side effects may include ridiculous cuteness. Use with caution. Seriously, it's got a zipper, don't hurt yourself, alright?

DENIM DRESS SHIRT : As shown with the Shmimprov logo on the back. Denim. If cowboys played silly improv games, they would have worn these. Don't let the word "these" fool you : there's only one. It's in high demand, but only by cowboys who keep threatening to play silly improv games. So far the cowboys keep trying to pay for it with "sasparoon" which is, as far as we know, only old-timey goobledy-gook. Spurs, cowboy hat, six-shooter and extreme manliness are not included, but can be hallucinated easily for the right amount of money.